Exfoliant 

You are having sex and just before you blow your load you pull out, cum in your hand, and rub it all over her face.

other forms of the word include; exfoliation, exfoliate

I gave that girl a nice exfoliant.

Exfoliant by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012

Exholiation 

Pronunciation: Ex-ho-lee-a-shun.

Noun

1. The removal of all evidence and/or remnants of hoes.

2. The cleansing of body and domestic environment of hoe residue. Exholiation can range from removal of hair strands on clothes to disposal of condom wrappers lying on floor, to emergency treatment of scratch marks.

Frank: "What?!? Then you went back to your girl's house without even showering? You're CRAZY man!!!"

Sam: "Don't worry man. I exholiated!! Took a damp washcloth and washed that breezy's awful perfume off me..Got in the car, threw her number out the window, and I was cool!"

Frank: "Exholiation, huh..."

Sam: "Learn about it."

Exholiation by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

Exfoxiate 

(v) Fox News + Exfoliate

The act of scraping away dead brain cells after any prolonged exposure to a Fox News broadcast.

After watching nearly 90 seconds of Glenn Beck, Betty ran to the bathroom to exfoxiate.

Exfoxiate by shoqvalue February 2, 2010

exfoliate 

Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.

I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that?

exfoliate by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight October 8, 2004

exfoliator 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then slaps a slice of cucumber on top of the semen

This slut last night got pretty pissed off when I gave her the old exfoliator..... she thanked me later for the snack.

exfoliator by KID DYNASTY July 9, 2011

exfoliate 

(v) To cut the shit out of.

This new soap has shards of glass in it, so it really exfoliates.

exfoliate by BubDZombie July 10, 2009