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premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.
Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

Exholiation 

Pronunciation: Ex-ho-lee-a-shun.

Noun

1. The removal of all evidence and/or remnants of hoes.

2. The cleansing of body and domestic environment of hoe residue. Exholiation can range from removal of hair strands on clothes to disposal of condom wrappers lying on floor, to emergency treatment of scratch marks.
Frank: "What?!? Then you went back to your girl's house without even showering? You're CRAZY man!!!"

Sam: "Don't worry man. I exholiated!! Took a damp washcloth and washed that breezy's awful perfume off me..Got in the car, threw her number out the window, and I was cool!"

Frank: "Exholiation, huh..."

Sam: "Learn about it."
Exholiation by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

exfoliation 

Sex through the belly button
I will use exfoliation to exfoliate your taste buds
exfoliation by mr.exfoliator October 30, 2013

Exfoliating Mask 

When you cum on a girls face then immediately wrap her face up in plastic wrap.
That girl had some acne so I give her an exfoliating mask.
Exfoliating Mask by real quick September 7, 2009

Alaskan Exfoliation 

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.
Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.
Alaskan Exfoliation by anonfoxer December 3, 2020

Exfoliating 

Very satisfying, relaxed, feeling relaxed after riding a roller coaster
Man that ride was so exfoliating
Exfoliating by Exfoliatingly fun December 28, 2022
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