Execuhair

"Pepper gray" hair parted to one side and conservatively cut. Commonly worn by executives or executive wanna-bees.

That new guy in accounting has an execuhair. That, combined with the fact that he is 7'4" tall, will secure his future role of CFO.

by The Honorable Dr Bickles January 13, 2007

executard

An office executive who does nothing but spin wheels in order to appear as if he is an important piece of the corporate puzzle, when he is really doing next to nothing. Usually extremely highly paid, with a platinum parachute.

Jim, you haven't convinced me yet that you are anything more than an executard. Let's have another drink. You're buying, right? You fucking tool.

by Mike P. Grant July 18, 2007