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executard 

An office executive who does nothing but spin wheels in order to appear as if he is an important piece of the corporate puzzle, when he is really doing next to nothing. Usually extremely highly paid, with a platinum parachute.
Jim, you haven't convinced me yet that you are anything more than an executard. Let's have another drink. You're buying, right? You fucking tool.
executard by Mike P. Grant July 18, 2007
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executor 

An executor is software that lets you directly inject DLL code from its directory to another application unauthorizedly. Most executors are against the game's terms of service and may get you in legal trouble if caught being used in a derogatory way against children online, they can be mostly seen in games like ROBLOX.

They are either private, public (free-to-use), paid.
Person 1: I'm using Synapse X to exploit.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 3: It's an executor that lets you exploit in ROBLOX.
Person 4: I see now, thanks!
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Executrix by Robocon 64 October 31, 2020

executable 

1. causes a computer to perform indicated tasks according to encoded instructions, as opposed to a file that only contains data.

2. a file that you should know where it came from before opening or you might be contracting a virus/malware/spyware/trojan/keylogger
1. I downloaded the executable installer for firefox at mozilla.com

2. Why do I have $1000 charged on my credit card?
executable by Saunders. December 22, 2008
a super intimidating player thats really scary and good at sword fighting
oh thats executeds she's super good
executeds by notfreddie September 15, 2020

Erectard 

Sorry I can't get it up, I'm an erectard.

Oh man, you use Viagra? I had no idea you were erectarded!

could also be shortened:

When I get drunk, I turn into a total 'rectard!
Erectard by FilmWise June 11, 2011

executability 

The supposed ability of software code to be executed against other software code in any given context.
Or
The ability of an executioner of "x" skill to successfully "get the job done" on the first swing.
"We have greatly extended the executability of our application by writing the code properly and unit testing it fully"

"That dude has a HUGE neck! I'd give his executability a 5 out of 10, based on Joe's experience, or lack thereof."
executability by 0jir0 May 12, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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