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executard 

An office executive who does nothing but spin wheels in order to appear as if he is an important piece of the corporate puzzle, when he is really doing next to nothing. Usually extremely highly paid, with a platinum parachute.
Jim, you haven't convinced me yet that you are anything more than an executard. Let's have another drink. You're buying, right? You fucking tool.
executard by Mike P. Grant July 18, 2007
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executor 

An executor is software that lets you directly inject DLL code from its directory to another application unauthorizedly. Most executors are against the game's terms of service and may get you in legal trouble if caught being used in a derogatory way against children online, they can be mostly seen in games like ROBLOX.

They are either private, public (free-to-use), paid.
Person 1: I'm using Synapse X to exploit.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 3: It's an executor that lets you exploit in ROBLOX.
Person 4: I see now, thanks!
A hot woman who specializes in ending the lives of men
Have you checked out executrix porn yet is awesome
Executrix by Robocon 64 October 31, 2020

executable 

1. causes a computer to perform indicated tasks according to encoded instructions, as opposed to a file that only contains data.

2. a file that you should know where it came from before opening or you might be contracting a virus/malware/spyware/trojan/keylogger
1. I downloaded the executable installer for firefox at mozilla.com

2. Why do I have $1000 charged on my credit card?
executable by Saunders. December 22, 2008
a super intimidating player thats really scary and good at sword fighting
oh thats executeds she's super good
executeds by notfreddie September 15, 2020

Erectard 

Sorry I can't get it up, I'm an erectard.

Oh man, you use Viagra? I had no idea you were erectarded!

could also be shortened:

When I get drunk, I turn into a total 'rectard!
Erectard by FilmWise June 11, 2011

executability 

The supposed ability of software code to be executed against other software code in any given context.
Or
The ability of an executioner of "x" skill to successfully "get the job done" on the first swing.
"We have greatly extended the executability of our application by writing the code properly and unit testing it fully"

"That dude has a HUGE neck! I'd give his executability a 5 out of 10, based on Joe's experience, or lack thereof."
executability by 0jir0 May 12, 2016
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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