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Excitement Fluid 

The unfathomable amount amount of lady spunk expelled during orgasm by a 'gusher'.
What a gusher, my sheets were sodden by her excitement fluid!

First Publication Excitement 

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

white excitement 

White excitement - the grin inducing feeling of elation and excitement a white male feels when he's introduced to another white male, often within the context of blind meetings.
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After interviewing blacks, Hispanics and Asians all day Paul's face lit up with white excitement when Dave walked in the room
white excitement by NicholasTx January 23, 2014

double rainbow excitement 

The highest level of excitement; it is often expressed with words or phrases like “full on” and “all the way.” Shouts of exclamation may accompany, creating laughter that is indecipherable from sobbing.

“TRIPLE rainbow excitement” is extremely rare and could cause you to spontaneously combust.
When I kissed Shannon goodnight for the first time I ran home jumping and yelling. That was some full-on double rainbow excitement, man!

double rainbow excitement 

The highest level of excitement; it is often expressed with words or phrases like “full on” and “all the way.” Shouts of exclamation may accompany, creating laughter that is indecipherable from sobbing.

“TRIPLE rainbow excitement” is extremely rare and could cause you to spontaneously combust.
When I kissed Shannon goodnight for the first time I ran home jumping and yelling. That was some full-on double rainbow excitement, man!

Excitement of chickens 

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.
See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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