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Excitement Fluid 

The unfathomable amount amount of lady spunk expelled during orgasm by a 'gusher'.
What a gusher, my sheets were sodden by her excitement fluid!

First Publication Excitement 

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

white excitement 

White excitement - the grin inducing feeling of elation and excitement a white male feels when he's introduced to another white male, often within the context of blind meetings.
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After interviewing blacks, Hispanics and Asians all day Paul's face lit up with white excitement when Dave walked in the room
white excitement by NicholasTx January 23, 2014

double rainbow excitement 

The highest level of excitement; it is often expressed with words or phrases like “full on” and “all the way.” Shouts of exclamation may accompany, creating laughter that is indecipherable from sobbing.

“TRIPLE rainbow excitement” is extremely rare and could cause you to spontaneously combust.
When I kissed Shannon goodnight for the first time I ran home jumping and yelling. That was some full-on double rainbow excitement, man!

double rainbow excitement 

The highest level of excitement; it is often expressed with words or phrases like “full on” and “all the way.” Shouts of exclamation may accompany, creating laughter that is indecipherable from sobbing.

“TRIPLE rainbow excitement” is extremely rare and could cause you to spontaneously combust.
When I kissed Shannon goodnight for the first time I ran home jumping and yelling. That was some full-on double rainbow excitement, man!

Excitement of chickens 

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.
See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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