excitecrement 

The excrement your dog leaves when s/he's excited.

Fido was so happy to see his owner, he left a little trail of excitecrement right in the entry way.

"Aww, damn, what is this excitecrement doing over here?!?"

excitecrement by NatureGrrl October 6, 2013

Excicrement 

A state of being in which you are so excited that you poop

Dude 1: That's so hilarious!!
Dude 2: (Agreeing) So hilarious!! Oh... Uh...
Dude 1: Excicrement?
Dude 2: (Waddling to bathroom) Yeah...

Excicrement by Perry Winnwet March 25, 2010

Exciterdment 

To be so excited you start to talk and act retarded

Me: ready for the concert?

Friend: OMFG!!!! DUDE IM SO FUCKING EXCITED ITS LIKE smfdsdgh
dfsghdsfhdfnhdsghsfdh shgfdhdgjfxh 22in my head

Me: someones become exciterdment

Exciterdment by Truth slayer July 16, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008