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Exasted is a word made by complete mistake which turned out to be genius and change the course of the world. Exasted is a universal term for life and all that ever exasted.
Person 1: "That never exasted"
Exasted by BasicFR December 31, 2024
A friendly little fella with a drinking problem that is truely a pimp
Darrister James Exsted
exsted by Bauer April 5, 2005

Exalted Cigarettes 

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes
Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

Exasterbate

To aggravate or irritate during/from/or because of masturbation.

Play on the word: Exacerbate
Bill: I practiced self-abuse when my girlfriend was in the other room.
Gary: Did she know you did it?
Bill: Yeah, that ho got exasterbated.

Frank: I got exasterbated due to heavy pornography sessions.
Henry: Gotta use Vaseline bro..it's got viscosity.
Exasterbate by Bobweiser January 6, 2009

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.
At a state of being undeniably awesomer then others.
Ex: "Have you seen those new 3's"
"Yea bro MJ said those were his favorite to rock"

"Their the exalted J's bro"
"No doubt"
exalted by ED╟☻☺☻ March 31, 2014