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Evil Knievel 

a man somewhere in the 70s that could death difying stunts that could pratically kill anybody that did it except him.....he was on tv a lot in the 70s
he has his own action figures....and 2 movie that came out around the 70s and the 80s and he will be having another movie about him very soon maybe 2007 with Matthew McConaughey i believe
Evil Knievel by Dareblade21 February 27, 2004
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Evil Knievel 

A stunt for the bedroom. Your woman lays face down or face up on the bed. You have a chubby, getting a running start, dive over the dresser (arms and legs fully outstretched) and land perfectly on your chick and simultaneously insert your jimmy.
I broke my cock in two when I tried to Evil Knievel my wife, Kim.
Evil Knievel by J. Edwards April 24, 2003

Evil Knievel 

When the driver of the vehicle is the one performing oral sex.
Bianca pulled an Evil Knievel last night on the way home from the movie. We almost got in several accidents.
Evil Knievel by Elpayasomalo March 8, 2015

Evil Knievel 

you hear that? *holds CB out window to pick up siren* That theres the Evil Knievel, i got me some big trouble!
Evil Knievel by Tommy toe poker August 4, 2005

evil kinevel profit 

When in an accident, the total insurance cash payout is MORE than the vehicle was purchased for.

example

4500 down payment

3600 loan payments

3400 remaining on loan

insurance payout:

12,800 total
"Dude, I bought the bike for 9 grand and insurance paid me an Evil Kinevel profit of 12.5 grand when I wrecked it!"
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