An Evano is who has secret big dick energy and will jump at a chance to lose money any time they get. They are bisexual but hate penis because penis is the scum of the Earth. Evano’s are as rare as them having a small dick haha. They like to shove apples into their urethra while taking a shit. Evano’s like to beat children with coat hangers. He will swallow gum and not be afraid of anything.
One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.