evano

evano is a very funny person. he's also a stick fyi. and 2d

damn im feeling evano today

by deedawdumdeedum November 16, 2020

Evano

The most lovable stick ever.

oh look its evano.

by ayothisispheebs November 16, 2020

evano

An Evano is who has secret big dick energy and will jump at a chance to lose money any time they get. They are bisexual but hate penis because penis is the scum of the Earth. Evano’s are as rare as them having a small dick haha. They like to shove apples into their urethra while taking a shit. Evano’s like to beat children with coat hangers. He will swallow gum and not be afraid of anything.

Damn I got Evano energy today.

by meep moop pemis December 13, 2019

Evan Peters

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

by queen of everything August 19, 2014

Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

Evan Peters

the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.

Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”

by annabienkowski November 13, 2020

Evan Peters

thicc daddy
also an actor, mainly know for his work on Ahs (american horror story)

"do you watch ahs?"
"yesss evan peters is so hot"

by leoleeo July 2, 2019