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Evanj

Evanj is very shy yet sensitive girl. She thinks of others first before herself. She is absolutely hilarious because of the way she tells her jokes and that's what makes her goofy yet so wonderful.

She is very strong as if she can carry a hundred books in one bag. She is willing to abandon everything just for the person who is special to her. Evanj loves art, which is what she is so talented about, and is so into memes. She can be evil sometimes but it doesn't show because of her outside features.

Though she can be reckless sometimes that she doesn't realize her words can be quite hurtful. Once she does, she shyly but sincerely apologizes, that's how pure her intentions are! She is subtle and so smart that her words are worthy for the ears because you would probably keep them in mind. Her character gives you inspiration and surely, both boys and even GIRLS would fall for her. She may be quiet but she is very playful and jolly to the ones she is close with.
Guy 1: I asked Evanj out.
Guy 2: What did she say?
Guy 1: She just smiled and asked why I'm asking her out.
Guy 2: Well then why?
Guy 1: Cuz I asked her best friend about her and she said that Evanj is crazy as hell so I wanted to see.
Guy 2: You're such a cow. I'm asking her out too!
by Elecina June 7, 2021
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Evan Peters

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.
by queen of everything August 19, 2014
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Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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Evan Peters

the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.
Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
by annabienkowski November 13, 2020
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Evan Peters

thicc daddy
also an actor, mainly know for his work on Ahs (american horror story)
"do you watch ahs?"
"yesss evan peters is so hot"
by leoleeo July 2, 2019
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Evan-gelical

Noun; A person who recognizes the awesomeness that is Evan Peters.

Evan-gelicals are usually lethally beautiful girls with sharp wits and sweet personalities who are more likely to hold the door for someone than take a selfie in public. Occasionally, though, Evan-gelicals are confident males who have mad skills with girls, and who usually have dimples and kinetic smiles.

Evan-gelicals have an unwavering belief that Evan Peters should be in absolutely everything, and will often be heard uttering the phrase "Needs more Evan Peters", much as the phrase "Needs more cowbell" was applied to rock music of the olden days.

They will also Evan-gelize any non-believers in the awesomeness of Evan Peters, even regarding the infamous Carl's Jr Quicksilver commercial.

They're not a cult, but if you accused Evan-gelicals of this, they'd probably just laugh, because, how awesome was Evan Peters in AHS Cult, after all?! You just opened yourself up for an Evan-gelization!

Evan-gelicals who didn't notice how great Evan Peters was during their first viewing of American Horror Story because of his exemplary skills that allow him to disappear into a character and just become that character, but who eventually woke to his skills during a second binge watch viewing, are known as born again Evan-gelicals.
Steph: What are you being for Halloween?

Lila: Probably one of Tate's dead cheerleaders.

Steph: I didn't know you were that into Murder House!?

Lila: I wasn't! Maybe I was too young. Around Freak Show, I noticed how good Evan Peters was, and saw how the dearth of his presence left Roanoke so flat and empty. Then I went back and re-watched from the beginning, as a born again Evan-gelical! *giggles* Am I bad???

Steph: No, I think it's cute!

Lila: Yeah. Evan-gelical. It's a thing.

or

Kyle: How would you rate all the seasons of AHS?

Madison: They're all great! But as an Evan-gelical? I obviously thought Cult was the best because it had the most Evan Peters. He played, like, six people. And he was great as all of them! Roanoke was my least favorite because Evan Peters was barely in it. It just needed more Evan Peters.

or

Dan: The Fox version of Quicksilver sucks. What's with the Hot Topic outfit and the breakfast sandwich?

Ruthie: That's blasphemous! *laughs, because Evan-gelicals are cute and witty* I thought that commercial was adorable! Besides, didn't he get everyone talking and interested in the movie doing that spot? The ad worked.

Dan: *scoffs* Put enough time into thinking about a Carl's Jr ad?

Ruthie: *shrugs* Well, I'm an Evan-gelical. He can do no wrong.
by purplemaid February 8, 2018
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.
by AristocratsOfEvil May 28, 2018
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