Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
by evandagoon April 04, 2020
Famous lanky cunt from Bridgend, Who lives in a flat and vapes his heart out down cafe at lunch time. Bully’s year 7’s whilst drinking his Pepsi max cherry.
If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!
If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!
by TinyDickPhillips September 05, 2019