evandagoon's definitions

Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 3, 2020

Erik Zeikus

That one European kid that likes playing tennis and masturbating 3+ times a day.

“Is that Erik Zeikus?”
“The tennis kid that masturbates 3+ times a day? Yup.”

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

Onion Fuck

When a couple rubs onions all over their body before they have sex in order to make things sexier.

I’m totally going to onion fuck this girl...

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

Egg Salad

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.

I’m craving some egg salad rn...

by evandagoon April 4, 2020