Evan Johns 

Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse

Evan Johns and his H-Bombs

-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"

-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"

-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast

Evan Johns by Geeter-Sleeter October 1, 2008

evan johnson 

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.

Man, is your name Evan Johnson?

evan johnson by bambi1123 January 24, 2014

John-Evan 

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.

‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’

John-Evan by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022