Evacuate and Ejaculate 

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

Evacuate and Ejaculate by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

ejaculate and evacuate by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

Ejaculate and Evacuate by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

ejaculate and evacuate 

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

ejaculate and evacuate by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018

Ejaculate and evacuate 

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

Ejaculate and evacuate by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

Ejaculate and Evacuate by yeet me November 12, 2018