American: "Why do you put that chocolate stuff on your bread rather than Jiff peanut butter?"
European/Wannabe European: "1. It's called Nutella. 2. Because I'm a Eurolitist. And 3. You're an idiot."

Eurolitist by Hunn€r August 22, 2011

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eurodisney

The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.

I was in Eurodisney the year it announced it had broken even.

eurodisney by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

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erodition

from "erudition" and "eroticism" - a very broad knowledge and skills concerning sex, sexuality etc., which makes one a perfect lover

Jenna: Last weekend I went to a bar and picked up a guy - a nice guy type - good-looking, smart etc. But he was terrible in bed, trust me. He lacked erodition like hell.
Sara: That sucks.

erodition by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

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Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.

I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.

Eurobitch by Scotty February 17, 2004

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