Eurochild 

Definition 1: a mixtape released by 108 Mics

Definition 2: a fan of 108 Mics’ content

Steve: “All you do is listen to Eminem Terry”

Terry: “No Steve, I’m a Eurochild now: all I do is listen to 108 Mics’ Behemoth”

Eurochild by FROM LEEDS December 27, 2021

eurochild 

n. Female of average intelligence, assuming herself to be of higher intelligence with three or more of the following characteristics: a. manipulative b. liar c. messed up d. believes she is going somewhere e. is going nowhere f. uses sex for popularity g. uses sex for monetary gain

Oh she is such a eurochild. She doesn't know it yet, but she'll end up in the gutter from whence she came.

eurochild by Subscribe Me February 27, 2005

Europhile 

1. Someone with a strong love or attraction to Europe and European culture.

2. Someone with a sexual attraction to Europe.

Matt and Viktor bought t-shirts with European flags on them because they are Europhiles.

Europhile by LeMeurtrier May 11, 2010

Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE

"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"

Europhilia by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010

emochild 

A human creation from someone's depressed imagination. This differs from an imaginary friend because these are commonly used as: an excuse to masturbate, a way to get sympathy over the Internet, and a way to prove emoness.

putz: I love Amber so much, but she doesn't love me back. She sees me as a friend. I'm afraid to tell her, because she might never want to talk to me again. Sometimes I cry about the situation. I actually cry myself to sleep about it a lot.
r00723r0: I think you have an emochild. Call the suicide hotline before it's too late.

emochild by r00723r0 September 25, 2006

Europhilia

A debilitating mindset of pro-EU fervour where all concept of rationality has been lost in the belief that the EU and further integration of the EU and the Eurozone is the answer to all problems both within and outside the EU and that ' Eurocrats' must be absolved of any democratic control with the belief that they know best, despite the economic wreck that the EU actually is.

I was talking to Jean-Marc yesterday and he thinks that the EU debt problems will be resolved without ECB intervention.

Yeah well Jean-Marc has given up on all rationality and instead has wrapped himself up in pseudo-erotic Europhilia

Europhilia by The real Bruce Wayne December 15, 2011

Eurochod 

A derogatory term used by the Indian alt-right to describe Europeans. 'Chod' literally means 'fuck' in Hindi, so Eurochod translates to 'Eurofuck'.

European - Hahaha, India so poor, so dirty, no toilets!
Indian - Shut up, Eurochod. Get ready to be saffronized, we're coming by 2020.

Eurochod by Valhalla6969696969 June 4, 2018