A really nice boy, a little sensitive, you can trust him with everything, he is always by your side no matter what, great personality, very sexual but he is worth every part of your life, if u find and Ethane never let him go, if u do u will regret it for the rest of your life
If I ever want to go out with a guy it will be a guy named Ethane
Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
Straight up cram your penis up a dude's ass, preferably someone named Ethan, with no lube, dry as fuck. Have them yell, "oh my god my fucking ass." Then pull it out and have him suck it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.