Ethanee 

Ethanee is an amazing, gorgeous, bright, stunning, loyal and talented girl. She is very comfortable in her own skin and doesn't care what others think about her. No guy can resist her, including me the guy that wrote this. she's the most

loving girl that walks this earth. If you are sad, or have a problem, she will give you the best advice on how she would solve, or fix, said problem. you could talk to her about anything and she'l listen. she's just the best!

My girlfriend ,Ethenee, is my world and my best friend. i know i can always trust her and she can trust that i wont ever hurt her. she's everything to me. i love her!
"Ethanee is someone every guy wants"

Ethanee by lazyass191 July 16, 2018

ethansexual 

someone who only dates people with the name ethan, usually only the unattractive ones though

e.g. andrea

“hey andrea! what’s your type?.”

“ethan.”

“wha-?.”
“i identify as ethansexual.”

ethansexual by punker-irl is my dad August 19, 2019

Ethane

A really nice boy, a little sensitive, you can trust him with everything, he is always by your side no matter what, great personality, very sexual but he is worth every part of your life, if u find and Ethane never let him go, if u do u will regret it for the rest of your life

If I ever want to go out with a guy it will be a guy named Ethane

Ethane by @unknown December 23, 2014

ethanned 

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

ethanned by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

ethaned

to be ethaned; when one awakes in a sexually arousing and pleasant state

I woke up ethaned this morning. I hope I get lucky.

ethaned by sheetsbeast March 7, 2009

Ethanet 

When your internet is so awful you have to create a hotspot on your phone to play games; just like Ethan.

Did you try playing with Tom last night? I swear down he has an ethanet connection.

Ethanet by HeroesOfTheDorm May 6, 2017

Ethanael 

a bit of an odd-ball on the outside, but on the inside, a really great guy

Girl 1: Man, he's such a great guy.
Girl 2: Totally an Ethanael.

Ethanael by Creamy P. Nutbutter April 26, 2017