Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020

Ethan kIng

Used to describe a small fetus like, he's known for getting dicked down in the ass by transgender dudes with fake cocks and loves to suck on little kids toes. His dominte feature would be his small ass cock that looks like a clit.

Man look its Ethan King what a dumbass

by C0cKIoRd69 October 11, 2020

Ethaning

The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.

"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
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"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.

by arnavjohn February 28, 2022

Ethaning

Shooting someone in a game when they say not to shoot

Sweaty try hard: that guy is ethaning like a little bitch

that guy is ethaning like a little bitch

by Flossingpro69 May 30, 2019

Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020

Ethaning

The act of sneaking small, underage children you forced to consent into a bathroom or other small room and engaging in pedophilic and sexual acts with them.

Man I can't believe how fun Ethaning is, I can do it everyday.

by HyperTank34 April 5, 2017

Ethaning

Verb, when you’re performing an ethan act or embracing ur inner ethanity

“she was full so she ethaned and pulled a “dala2 kesse”

He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”

by amkh October 13, 2021