Ethan T 

The best human being in all of existence! He is amazing, muscular, and just an all around perfect person. He is someone you fall instantly in love with and you’ll never be able to stop staring at him. He’s great with his little siblings and always makes you feel perfect. He’ll become the love of your life, and will always argue that he loves you more even when he’s wrong<3

That was the most Amazing guy I’ve ever met! He must be an Ethan T

Ethan T by FlwrPwr September 7, 2020

Ethan T 

Ethan is a discord mod he makes reddit his attraction to males he also has a dick smaller his nails and hes so poor that he has to live off snails. Ethan can be seen at night with his window open hopping on a purple dildo. He is also a 5'7 male with cankles black dusty ass hair mostly seen wearing something camo wears 2 pairs of socks bigger booty then a girl has gyno beautiful eyes and a beluga whale chin. is also very gay

"Ethan she said shes 12"

ethan t: "i didnt ask"

Ethan T by jau n May 6, 2022

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me 

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me by QuacksO August 17, 2018

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan 

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much

Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021

ethan torchio 

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

ethan torchio by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

Ethan Torchio 

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

Ethan Torchio by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

Ethan Tran 

Someone who is scared of delivering Uber Eats, He can never get a 5-star or SSR unit in any gacha game he plays. He hates people named Jordan.

Ethan Tran is never lucky...

Ethan Tran by I'm Horni October 6, 2020