BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes

Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"

Ethan Dolan by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

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ethan dolan

The sexiest male on the planet

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband

ethan dolan by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016

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ethan dolan

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean

person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)

ethan dolan by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017

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ethan wilcox

One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.

Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."

ethan wilcox by All the drugs at once March 3, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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