Eswola

An obscure wasting disease afflicting the denizens of the wilds of Southeastern Edio Charlistan. Named by Italian scientist Carpaccio Bucatini, who, when encountering a wild-eyed Zachary Ball (patient Zero) crashing out of a thicket of spaghetti code, is said to have cried out "E's a-swol-a!". Later shortened to the modern "Eswola".

ZBall had to work from home on Wednesday to keep from spreading eswola to the rest of the team.

by CDubbaDub July 31, 2019