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An obscure wasting disease afflicting the denizens of the wilds of Southeastern Edio Charlistan. Named by Italian scientist Carpaccio Bucatini, who, when encountering a wild-eyed Zachary Ball (patient Zero) crashing out of a thicket of spaghetti code, is said to have cried out "E's a-swol-a!". Later shortened to the modern "Eswola".
ZBall had to work from home on Wednesday to keep from spreading eswola to the rest of the team.
Eswola by CDubbaDub July 31, 2019
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A esolang is a programming language that doesn’t look like a programming language.
(Insert example here that includes the word “esolang”)
esolang by AmNow December 2, 2020
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Many people have been asking me what Esola is and I am here to answer that question with as much details as I can give No, Esola is not related to Ebola. You wont believe how many times I heard people saying that it is indeed related to Ebola. Esola started in Zimbabwe in 69 B.C.E. The word explains itself. Esola just means "ESOLA". I know that's a lot to take in, but that's what you guys need to know.
Me: Esola
Me again: Esola
Esola by Welfare Batman May 11, 2018

Escolastica 

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.
Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."
Escolastica by chica_22 February 5, 2010

Escoladé 

A term that is used by pompous earth heads to mock the Cadillac Escalade.
Escoladé by A donished Man December 22, 2008
A realm in Beleriand, inhabited by edain (humans friendly to elves), mainly as a stopping-off point before moving on to places like Nargothrond and Mithrim. It is to the north of Doriath, just outside the Girdle of Melian, and is sparsely populated.
It's a place in Tolkien's Silmarillion.
Estolad by Andy May 11, 2004

Escolastica 

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.
Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."
Escolastica by chica_22 February 5, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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