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Sexiest man alive. Hispanic guy with an accent including a huge dick who watches porn all the time. Most likely can fuck ya bitch with no work needed.
Hoe 1:Damm did you see Estefan today....

Hoe 2: Yass bitch ,making me fucking moist
Estefan by Zion T June 4, 2016
when you're teacher is an English teacher from a different country and doesnt know how to pronounce your name. As you know Im referring to Fariba Hajmollarabi.
"Estefan, could you pelease open your math homework."
I spelled please wrong cause thats how she says it.
estefan by Jay Kumar/Jano May 3, 2022

Gloria Estefan 

In 1988, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was asked by the press what he thought of certain music acts in the late Eighties. When asked his opinion of Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine, he described them as "the Holiday Inn lounge act that made it". Even tho she's done some good stuff, this designation refers to hotel lounge music acts.
I was in my hotel room and I heard this lady in the lounge playing an electronic keyboard and singing pop songs. She's the local resident Gloria Estefan.

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.
1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez 

A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.
Ayo did you see esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez in that green suit today?

estefani 

Usually The most beautiful girl in the world. Is fun to talk to. Is extremely nice and caring. She loves food. Has a interesting personality. Has a perfect smile. Makes you the feel like the happiest person ever. Is an amazing girlfriend and is a very loving person. Is an amazing kisser and has a body that is banging! If you have her don't loose her because she is to much too loose. The realest person you will ever meet.
Boy:dam who's that?!
Boy 2: that's Estefani

Boy: dang I'd hit that
Boy:2 too bad she has an amazing boyfriend and they are the perfect couple.
estefani by I'm her boo December 20, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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