Eskimo Ho 

A girl who always wears a jacket with fur and is a big ho.

That girl is such an Eskimo Ho.

Eskimo Ho by Heather77777 January 7, 2009

eskimo hobo blumkin 

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

eskimo hobo blumkin by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

eskimo honeymoon 

When a man has sex with a friends ex wife while she is wearing her wedding dress from her past wedding with the ex.

You had sex with Jason's ex in her wedding dress, that's a nice Eskimo honeymoon

eskimo honeymoon by Spanky716 November 8, 2013

eskimo hot glue 

When a man ejaculates between two objects to make them stick together.
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)

1. Oh no, I've run out of glue. It looks like I'll have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick the pictures to my poster for history class.

2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.

eskimo hot glue by Gman GL January 7, 2011

Eskimo House Arrest 

Chillin.

"Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"

"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."

"Coo'."

Eskimo House Arrest by chew_skunk February 25, 2010

eskimo hotpocket 

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

eskimo hotpocket by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

Eskimo Hooker 

One who wears big furry boots or any other clothing with an excess of faux fur.

Bo: Did you see Hannah today?
Me: Yeah, she's rockin the eskimo hooker boots.

Eskimo Hooker by cdins November 19, 2007