Eskimo Hooker

One who wears big furry boots or any other clothing with an excess of faux fur.

Bo: Did you see Hannah today?
Me: Yeah, she's rockin the eskimo hooker boots.

by cdins October 31, 2007

Pocket Porn

When one stores or looks up porn on his or her ipod, iphone, or phone, hence it being "Pocket Size"

Shaun: Can I see your iTouch?
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!

by cdins October 31, 2007