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Any female(or even male) who wears ugg boots, or anything that looks like ugg boots or any kind of eskimo looking boots, especially one that is indeed a hoe.
Whats that, your mom just got a pair of Uggs? Wow that bitch is definitly an eskihoe for sho'.

Your dad got matching ugg boots with your mom? His ass is an eskihoe too son.
eskihoe by Crassmaster Deluxe May 13, 2007
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An attractive female wearing a fuzzy parka with a short miniskirt. (Street language: "A hot girl with a parka and a short skirt.)

These girls love to have the word "eskihoe" yelled at them. Even though they will act like they don't appreciate it, they're actually flattered by the word.
Last week, while I was coming home from the party, I saw the hottest eskihoe I've ever seen.
eskihoe by conkerbadfur May 9, 2008
A girl (usually white) who wears sweaters, leggings, and furry Uggs 24/7/365
The eskihoe straightened her leggings, pulled on her Uggs, and headed to the nearest Starbucks for her daily hunt.
eskihoe by Miscellaneous Bean November 11, 2013
One who originates or has lived in Alaska, while at the same time being a whore, hoe, and/or jerk-off. Well known for horny nature and natural ability to abandon others.
Bryan, the Alaskan turned New Yorker, is a dirty eskihoe.
eskihoe by Conneticutioner September 7, 2005

Eskihoe Kisses 

When somebody is sucking a dick and rubs the tip of it across their nose back and forth like an Eskimo Kiss
She was sucking my dick the other day and then she started to give it Eskihoe Kisses.
Eskihoe Kisses by Butts bro August 24, 2016
A woman sporting an outfit consisting of shorts or a skirt coupled with Ugg boots.
Mark: Why is that girl wearing furry boots and shorts? That makes no sense.
Nick: Ignore her, she's just an eskiho.
Eskiho by That Guy With The Face August 30, 2013

eskimoed 

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.
Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.
eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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