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he's probably into roleplaying or cosplaying. The first time you talk to him, he maybe would come off as mean or rude but he's the total opposite once you know him. He's the mean but nice guy you get what I mean??? He's very caring and protective of his friends, ex. you both go to a mall together or just go hangout in a public place: "hey stay near me and don't go far" "where do you want to eat?? I'll treat you"(this man would always treat you fr so like if you wanna buy him stuff don't buy it in front of him). If you were bullied you'd definitely notice how his behaviour changes, he'll move his seat next to you(unless moving seats aren't allowed for you then during a free period he'll definitely ask ur deskmate to go sit somewhere else lmaoo) or just follow you everywhere. He'd do a pretty good boyfriend too.
deskmatesname: Eshiro can you go back to ur spot?? I have to discuss something with urname

Eshiro: jeez go back to my seat first I'm talking to them right now. Give me like 4 minutes top
urname: Eshiro don't be that rude poor guy wants his seat back, we could talk later

Eshiro: I'm scared I'll forget about it if I don't tell you now tho
Eshiro by cjy1310 February 7, 2022
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eshitome  

The epitome of shit. When the shittiest part of a moment occurs.
The eshitome of the party had to be when I caught my boyfriend hooking up with my best friend.

There was no eshitome to the movie 4 Christmases, the entire movie was shit.
eshitome by ripohfive January 6, 2009
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A term of endearment derived from a boyfriend and girlfriend doing silly loved up noises at each other whilst rubbing noses
"Eshibushubusheshibusheshiboo"
eshiboo by eshibooo March 3, 2009
An eshirt is a purely digital version of a shirt, much as email is the digital version of mail. The eshirt is very versatile, also blurring into the realm of edresses or ecoats, as the designer simply outlines and fills in any desired shape on the subject of the photo.

Eshirts were invented by the LAMEWAVVE art collective as an online art form as well as a means of guerrilla marketing on Facebook, 'tagging' friends in signature yellow LAMEWAVVE eshirts.
-Hey did you get an eshirt?

-No, they're like invite only or something. But I 'liked' yours on Facebook, so maybe I'll get one now too.
Pretty much the worst person on earth no one loves him aside from his boyfriend oh also he gay as fuck
"Dammit eshito you keep messing stuff up with you fucking boyfriend "
eshito by Fox in the dark August 18, 2017

eshiotse 

A very unattractive unfriendly girl .I would hate anyone to meet an Eshiotse
Damn what an ugly looking girl
Bet her name is Eshiotse
eshiotse by That unlucky guy February 9, 2020
A dumbass word used to describe a great friendship between 3 dudes and 2 girls,that meet in highschool and never thought that they will be staying close friends after all.
Even tho some ppl in the group don't speak frequently,they know that we can count in each other no matter what,we can be ourselves without any filters,and that is something no everyone has,so that group of 5 ppl is very lucky .
There is a cinema lover/mindfulness spiritual guru, a fitness/japanese heritage kid with a huge icy heart,a future surgeon/whore that doesn't know how to park,a weird af dreamy dude with a nice ass and big goals,and a boss ass bitch who loves glitter and really learned to appreciate life.
Long story short, Eshifolos describes friendship,a group of 5 ppl that are so fucking different from one and other,but learn from each other and in a way ,are growing together.
I write hella a lot of text,y'all should know it from now .
Eshifolos
Eshifolos by Flamegyal July 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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