Definitions by Surazal

excoriation 

The act of skinning someone alive. It gets painful.

Ooo remember that one movie? Where that guy was impaled and and he and he was all hooks pulling his FLESH from his muscles? That one with the excoriation? Sexy.

excoriation by Surazal October 18, 2004

morbidly obese 

Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.

"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"

morbidly obese by Surazal February 1, 2004

masterbate 

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

masterbate by Surazal February 1, 2004

abote

Canadian way of saying "about", eh? Sometimes also aboot, but abote is spelled funnier.

It's all abote the hockey here in Canadia, eh?

abote by Surazal February 1, 2004

Lazarus 

Name of the coolest name in the world.

Lazarus was someone the christians decided to STUFF into people's minds that was "raised from the dead".

Lazarus by Surazal February 1, 2004

Canadia 

A special word for Canada.

I went to Canadia today!

Canadia by Surazal February 1, 2004