Erwinitis

The dangerous disease of having an extremely small penis. Can lead to certain lifelong virginity.

One with erwinitis will never get laid.

Erwinitis by DatEren November 14, 2011

Ericitis 

a. A disease that afflicts everyone with an Eric like personality in which they obtain a serious superiority complex, and stalk girls they have no chance with in a desperate act proving self-worth. The infected person is then no longer liked by any significant number of people, and in fact is generally hated.

b. Generally being a douche

The poor guy caught ericitis, and has become a total douche.

Ericitis by ChemComm May 17, 2010

Eminitis 

When you grow up in a trailer park and are permanently attracted to trashy chicks. No amount of social mobility or class elevation can change the intense attraction to trashy chicks. The term is derived from the rapper Eminem, who grew up in a trailer park. Even once famous, he still banged and sought out trashy chicks. There is no known cure.

Jim: Duuuude! Check out that chick over there, 8/10!
Bri: The one with the skunk hair and tramp stamp???
Jim: Yeah!
Bri: Uhhhh, she's like a 5....
Jim: My Eminitis must be dickin' up again....

Eminitis by 1.6 pro blackout May 23, 2016

ErwinTipton 

Erwin Tipton is an American Actor and YouTube entertainer internet personality

ErwinTipton

ErwinTipton by PedalCars February 18, 2018

ericitis 

a disease in which the afllicted person becomes scared of anything that is fun or could be considered fun. only affects people with the name eric. the affected individual refuses to partake in any illegal activities and refrains from leaving his house past midnight. the only known cure for this is to get so much murt in their ear that they realize that he needs to have fun.

"Wait, you're done drinking and smoking. You're a pussy!"
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."

"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."

ericitis by mars murphy September 5, 2008

Erwinies 

Someone down horribly to the depths of the Earth for a stock photo man

Friend 1: “Watch out Erwinies is over there” Blonde friend: “Who?” Friend 1: “Cover your hair man that’s a death sentence waiting to happen!”

Erwinies by PettySilver June 16, 2021

errinitiative

Level of initiative demonstrated by someone who is trying to be helpful but whose actions actually cause problems due to lack of forethought.

"It took me an hour to clean up the mess she caused with the errinitiative she took on our project"

errinitiative by amyst February 5, 2010