DatEren's definitions

Erwinitis

The dangerous disease of having an extremely small penis. Can lead to certain lifelong virginity.

One with erwinitis will never get laid.

by DatEren November 14, 2011

Eren

A sexy scaper who'll demolish anyone named Paige.

Did you see how Eren turned on that chick so much? Yea i want him!

by DatEren January 7, 2012

Heimlick position

A new sex position made up by Eren and Paige. It contains the heimlick maneuver but instead of thrusting the chest the guy thrusts the clit while taking from behind.

Girl" Last night i got the heimlick position from my bf! It was amazing! Praise Paige and Eren for making it up!

by DatEren February 2, 2012