Epinitis 

Suffering from dry shit/constipation

Micheal complained of his ass bleeding since he suffers from epinitis

Epinitis by Miche@l April 24, 2023

epicitis 

a severe condition that requires hospitalization caused by excessive stimulation of the epic glands at parties

Dude! Did you hear that 5 people went to the hospital for epicitis after the Halloween Party at The Montecito?!

epicitis by Blade50 November 1, 2009

Eminitis 

When you grow up in a trailer park and are permanently attracted to trashy chicks. No amount of social mobility or class elevation can change the intense attraction to trashy chicks. The term is derived from the rapper Eminem, who grew up in a trailer park. Even once famous, he still banged and sought out trashy chicks. There is no known cure.

Jim: Duuuude! Check out that chick over there, 8/10!
Bri: The one with the skunk hair and tramp stamp???
Jim: Yeah!
Bri: Uhhhh, she's like a 5....
Jim: My Eminitis must be dickin' up again....

Eminitis by 1.6 pro blackout May 23, 2016