Ericitis 

a. A disease that afflicts everyone with an Eric like personality in which they obtain a serious superiority complex, and stalk girls they have no chance with in a desperate act proving self-worth. The infected person is then no longer liked by any significant number of people, and in fact is generally hated.

b. Generally being a douche

The poor guy caught ericitis, and has become a total douche.

Ericitis by ChemComm May 17, 2010

ericitis 

a disease in which the afllicted person becomes scared of anything that is fun or could be considered fun. only affects people with the name eric. the affected individual refuses to partake in any illegal activities and refrains from leaving his house past midnight. the only known cure for this is to get so much murt in their ear that they realize that he needs to have fun.

"Wait, you're done drinking and smoking. You're a pussy!"
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."

"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."

ericitis by mars murphy September 5, 2008

epicitis 

a severe condition that requires hospitalization caused by excessive stimulation of the epic glands at parties

Dude! Did you hear that 5 people went to the hospital for epicitis after the Halloween Party at The Montecito?!

epicitis by Blade50 November 1, 2009