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Ernestina 

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.
Every star of the show is a Ernestina
Ernestina by Rainaina November 28, 2019

Ernesting 

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.
What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!
Ernesting by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

He is a Russian bodybuilder commonly known as the popular "Gigachad" meme describing someone doing an action towards someone and it being described as "Chad-like", meaning to be beholden in the public eye as doing the most uncommonly right thing that may go against some peoples definitions of things like decent, humane, or popular. This internet meme came into popularity with the Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov, whom has become the internet's superhero.
Bro, I pulled a chad-like move earlier.

What'd you do?

I got asked out by a female, and rejected her.

You ass, you probably broke her heart!

Exactly...
(note-the author has nothing against Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

ernestina 

Ernestina’s are jokesters, They are loyal and will stay by your side. They are crazy and enthusiastic. They are very smart but do things that are dumb. They have a nice smile and interesting personality. If you have an Ernestina, keep her around she is a keeper
You friends with Ernestina?! Lucky!!!
ernestina by Crunchy boy October 13, 2019
Someone who loves others but also keeps himself in check and knows how to love and encourage others to love and be themselves. The epitome of perfection and love for all who meet him. The perfect Boyfriend, Best Friend, and Lover, but he doesn't know it.
Ernest by Pepsibah March 31, 2020

ernestine 

An ernestine is a human being that could come off as shy and introverted to some people. But only the most worthy people could get to know an ernestine better because under that, an ernestine is a person you could never ever live without. Ernestines will never fail to bring warmth to your heart; always understanding but is also reasonable and wise beyond their years, and will never give up on you. An ernestine loves you for who you are, so don't be hesitant to be your true self around them. Very good company; random and will always make you laugh.

You could search the whole wide universe, but there is only one right ernestine for each of us.
Person 1: "Dude, see that girl over there?"

Person 2: "Yea. What about?"

Person 1: "I think she's gonna be my ernestine."
ernestine by Where are you May 8, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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