Erection Selection 

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

Erection Selection by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

Erection Rejection Selection 

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

Erection Rejection Selection by Beast_modez November 7, 2009

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

Post-Election Selection Trauma by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

erection section 

top shelf of a newsagents

erection section by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

Erection Section 

The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.

It's about that time for the erection section.

Erection Section by DJ Slew December 21, 2012

erection section 

Term coined by Bootle FM's DJ Heather MacLean for late night slow jams.

Tune in to Bootle FM and Join Heather MacLean for the late night Erection Section, get your grove and your bone on!

erection section by Lululuvshockey August 17, 2007

Erection Election 

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

Erection Election by LimeTiger February 10, 2017