Epti 

Someone who is guaranteed to yell for absolutely no reason. for example she just yelled at her husband for buying apples. her thighs have officially exploded full of depression and pointless anger mixed with medium ice cappes and wonder bars. her boss is a fag but thats got nothing to do with her immature behaviour. according to what she tells me she's never drank before, however this matter may not apply to weed and multiple other drugs because I personally do not believe that her room ironically smells like a skunk hotel.

Oh my lord your even worse than Epti
Your thighs bit a hard Epti

Epti by Epti November 12, 2018

Epti 

She is best friend material. She is pretty, tall, unique, beautiful, nice, sweet, kind, pretty, smart and more then stars in space. She will be your bestest friend forever if you treat her right! Dont get on an Epti's bad side. She will defend themselves and others from anything! ❤

Epti is the best

Epti by Jordyn White October 20, 2019

eptisam 

Gorgeous,smart and trustworthy

Eptisam is the type of person you can trust and when you get to speak to her you will get to love her for some reason maybe of the way she speaks to people with kindness and how she makes people feel good about them selves and trust me you will love to have an epstisam as a best friend she will never tell you secret and will always have your back no matter what.

eptisam by S......1314 February 8, 2018

eptiko

Someone who abandons senses and works according to instincts

He's an Eptiko when it comes to music

eptiko by Someone from the 303 February 13, 2018

eptic gamer 

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.

eptic gamer by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023

Eckel-eptic 

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012

Eptic 

A crazy hectic, incredibly busy, but also one of a kind, unique and memorable (epic) event or time. A fusion of the words hectic and epic.

I just had the most eptic week, so much going on, busiest time of my life!

Eptic by Foxupty December 20, 2013