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Einsteinism 

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Refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.

Farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby Einstein and his assistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great Theory of Relativity. Upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud Einstein for his great work . . . though really they don't quite understand it. Whilst accepting the applause graciously, Einstein turns to his assistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters "See, I told you, it's nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)"

First credit for this original word/concept must be given to Ian James Hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it :)
British word-play and some puns lose they're humour when they're translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they're einsteinisms.
Einsteinism by bchay2508 May 1, 2010

Epsteinesque 

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To demonstrate ultimate power and control at the top of one's game by “pulling one’s own plug” as a final comment.
One can only wonder how truly Epsteinesque he ultimately is; so far he has compulsively stumbled into very similar territory as his onetime party friend.
Epsteinesque by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Epsteining 

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The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
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Epsteinistan 

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Epsteinish 

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To describe a potential chomo or person who targets underage minors
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Epsteinish by TheFijiLord December 1, 2021

Epsteinist

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To describe people who are connected (or friends) to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
No way, Donald Trump must be an Epsteinist.
Epsteinist by bobthebobs1998 March 9, 2026
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