Epsteining

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The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

Epsteining by $lapaho April 7, 2020

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Epsteining

Epsteining. To perv around.

Friend 1: Dude where's Joe?
Friend 2: He's Epsteining.

Epsteining by Tango Mango October 24, 2020

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Epsteining • Epsteinian • einsteining • epsteinence • Epsteinified • Epsteinish • Epsteinism • Epsteinist • Epsteinistan • Epsteinized

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

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Epsteinistan

The new Jeffrey Epstein nation paradise

"I am going to Epsteinistan, don't follow me."

Epsteinistan by Bogish September 16, 2020

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Epsteinish

Extremely weird and tabooishly freaky

To describe a potential chomo or person who targets underage minors

No, you cannot holler at that young girl that's very epsteinish of you

Epsteinish by TheFijiLord December 1, 2021

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epsteinence

Refraining from getting into sexual relationship with underage women ie. the abstinence from the infamous Jeffrey Epstein's behavior.

Joe: Look at that chick over there!
Jack: Show some epsteinence, mate. She is probably not even 16.

epsteinence by thing2x January 1, 2022

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Epsteinian

An application of ethical relativism that approaches the limits of truly absurd immorality.

"Her Epsteinian Ethics were well defined. The island was at least well curated, with a fundamental regard being paid to the sustained beauty of the gardens. They, at least, were well tended."

Epsteinian by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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