Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

by $lapaho April 7, 2020

Epsteining

Epsteining. To perv around.

Friend 1: Dude where's Joe?
Friend 2: He's Epsteining.

by Tango Mango October 24, 2020

einsteining

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

Epsteinistan

The new Jeffrey Epstein nation paradise

"I am going to Epsteinistan, don't follow me."

by Bogish September 16, 2020

Epsteinish

Extremely weird and tabooishly freaky

To describe a potential chomo or person who targets underage minors

No, you cannot holler at that young girl that's very epsteinish of you

by TheFijiLord December 1, 2021

epsteinence

Refraining from getting into sexual relationship with underage women ie. the abstinence from the infamous Jeffrey Epstein's behavior.

Joe: Look at that chick over there!
Jack: Show some epsteinence, mate. She is probably not even 16.

by thing2x January 1, 2022

Epsteinian

An application of ethical relativism that approaches the limits of truly absurd immorality.

"Her Epsteinian Ethics were well defined. The island was at least well curated, with a fundamental regard being paid to the sustained beauty of the gardens. They, at least, were well tended."

by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025