bobthebobs1998's definitions

Epsteinist

To describe people who are connected (or friends) to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

No way, Donald Trump must be an Epsteinist.

by bobthebobs1998 March 9, 2026

Child pornography

Also known as "Child porn" or "CP", an illegal form of pornography that involves children engaging in sexual activity, which are groups under a designated legal age, some pedophiles admit into consuming this content.

Person 1: So there is some idiot in my house locking his room, grabs his laptop, goes into the dark web and watches some "Little Daisy" bullshit.

Person 2: Is he hiding himself watching child pornography?

Person 1: Yes, and i hear him moaning too.

Person 2: Fuck it, i'm calling the authorities.

by bobthebobs1998 March 10, 2026

The Dark Web

A portion of the deep web that is inaccessible for standard web browsers and requires special software like Tor, also a good enough security (Such as a VPN and removing peripherals such as microphones, webcams and others, Using an operating system such as TailsOS, whatever the fuck it was) is recommended to access, in the dark web, there are things such as drugs, organs, child porn, stolen credit cards, hacked sensitive info, etc, cryptocurrency is common for dark web transactions.

Person 1 - Where the fuck did you get cocaine?

Person 2 - The dark web.

Person 1 - Are you fucking kidding me?

Person 2 - No, i just spent my BTC from some random "Scooby-Doo" drug marketplace to get it.

Person 1 - Ugh, could you at least hide this thing before the cops come after us.

Person 2 - Ok.

by bobthebobs1998 March 11, 2026