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Behaviour not directly associated with the psychology of sex, which individuals associate with their sex lives, in an attempt to avoid the anxiety that they feel, caused by their sexual repression.
He sits in his chair masturbating, finally achieves un-flaccidity, and ejaculates into his mentally retarded girlfriend's presented ass hole. Shouting "I did you, I did you, I did you. You dirty little whore..."

This is a man who clearly relies on episex, as a way of avoiding having to admit that he has always preferred the firm caress of a man's hand, on the back of his head. And the Viagra activated penis, of his father, in his mouth.
Episex by The Kretin August 23, 2022
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A fetish where one enjoys having sex with someone mid-seizure, to enjoy the shake and bake sensation of an epileptic.
I think she had a feeling I was into episexy when everytime she gets naked a strobe light turns on to trigger the sexy time.
Episexy by Spytefull March 16, 2017
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Episeason 

When watching a new, or old, series, a person sits down to watch just one episode but then it turns into an entire season.
I turned on Netflix and ending up watching the first episeason of Breaking Bad
Episeason by LogoNinja March 15, 2015

EpicSex2 

was a Martyr, an Innovator, and some say he was too ahead of his time. His message was rejected because other vibes saw it too radical. Some even say he was the second coming of Jesus. Rest In Peace EpicSex2, you will be remembered.
Have you prayed to our lord and savior EpicSex2 today?
EpicSex2 by Pontosaurus December 21, 2020

EpicExists 

Oh yeah that guy EpicExists? hes great and cool and funny and awesome
EpicExists by EpicExists January 29, 2021

Epilexus 

The one and only word to describe a truely, epic, girl.
Fred: What the heck?! You're amazing! You are an Epilexus!
Epilexus by VeryFunnnnnnnnay August 25, 2009

Episexual 

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.
B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character”

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”
Episexual by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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