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Episex

Behaviour not directly associated with the psychology of sex, which individuals associate with their sex lives, in an attempt to avoid the anxiety that they feel, caused by their sexual repression.
He sits in his chair masturbating, finally achieves un-flaccidity, and ejaculates into his mentally retarded girlfriend's presented ass hole. Shouting "I did you, I did you, I did you. You dirty little whore..."

This is a man who clearly relies on episex, as a way of avoiding having to admit that he has always preferred the firm caress of a man's hand, on the back of his head. And the Viagra activated penis, of his father, in his mouth.
by The Kretin August 23, 2022
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Episexy

A fetish where one enjoys having sex with someone mid-seizure, to enjoy the shake and bake sensation of an epileptic.
I think she had a feeling I was into episexy when everytime she gets naked a strobe light turns on to trigger the sexy time.
by Spytefull March 16, 2017
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Episeason

When watching a new, or old, series, a person sits down to watch just one episode but then it turns into an entire season.
I turned on Netflix and ending up watching the first episeason of Breaking Bad
by LogoNinja March 15, 2015
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EpicSex2

was a Martyr, an Innovator, and some say he was too ahead of his time. His message was rejected because other vibes saw it too radical. Some even say he was the second coming of Jesus. Rest In Peace EpicSex2, you will be remembered.
Have you prayed to our lord and savior EpicSex2 today?
by Pontosaurus December 21, 2020
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EpicExists

Oh yeah that guy EpicExists? hes great and cool and funny and awesome
by EpicExists January 29, 2021
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Epilexus

The one and only word to describe a truely, epic, girl.
Fred: What the heck?! You're amazing! You are an Epilexus!
by VeryFunnnnnnnnay August 25, 2009
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Episexual

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.
B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”
by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018
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