Episexy 

A fetish where one enjoys having sex with someone mid-seizure, to enjoy the shake and bake sensation of an epileptic.

I think she had a feeling I was into episexy when everytime she gets naked a strobe light turns on to trigger the sexy time.

Episexy by Spytefull March 16, 2017

Episexual 

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.

B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character”

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”

Episexual by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018

Episex 

Behaviour not directly associated with the psychology of sex, which individuals associate with their sex lives, in an attempt to avoid the anxiety that they feel, caused by their sexual repression.

He sits in his chair masturbating, finally achieves un-flaccidity, and ejaculates into his mentally retarded girlfriend's presented ass hole. Shouting "I did you, I did you, I did you. You dirty little whore..."

This is a man who clearly relies on episex, as a way of avoiding having to admit that he has always preferred the firm caress of a man's hand, on the back of his head. And the Viagra activated penis, of his father, in his mouth.

Episex by The Kretin August 23, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008