Epic Beard 

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

Epic Beard by umar_i February 25, 2010

Epic Beard 

When an event is beyond epic. Too amazing for normal words to describe

That concert was Epic Beard!

Epic Beard by welovevesa January 28, 2009

Epic Beard Man 

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

Epic Beard Man by the Gnart February 17, 2010

Epic Beard Man 

The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.

Locations of his bag are still unknown.

Did you see the epic beard man in that video? That'll teach you to respect your elders.

Epic Beard Man by epicbeardman February 17, 2010

epic beard guy 

While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.

Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you

Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)

epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury

epic beard guy by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010

Epic Beard Man 

A man. A veteran. A legacy.

In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.

Senior Balls - "did you see epic beard man that one night?"

EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"

Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"

FALCON PAUNCH.

Epic Beard Man by Danago February 19, 2010

Epic Beard Man 

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes

Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"

Epic Beard Man by umar_i February 20, 2010