Eph Eph

an Eph Eph is the extreme end of the best friend scale, when you reach eph eph status is when you know the other person so well that you can tell when something is up even when they arent even around.

N: so why do you call her eph eph
E: cuz we've been friends for years and we have gone beyond that to eph eph status.
Y:who?
E: just some bad ass chick i know Li

Eph Eph by mpirical Ed December 11, 2011

eph 

fuck

eph you

eph by ephu August 24, 2003

Eph 

to be used in replacement of the letter 'F' in any situation.

Eph that. Eph you. you stupid mother epher. this word is ephing cool. the eph bomb.

Eph by Joe Cope, THE creator of this word. March 23, 2004

Eph Oph

an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!

Eph Oph by Courtney April 25, 2004

EPH 

Every Passing Hour. A Grand Rapids, Michigan, metal band. They're extremely talented.

Dude, did you see EPH's set last night? It was sick.

EPH by Q-Tip McVicker April 3, 2005

Eph 

1. Everything, nothing, everything that is in between everything and nothing, and nothing that is in between everything and nothing; having relevance to all possible things, concepts, and ideas in the universe and all impossible, while being related to nothing; something logical that makes no sense.

2. See Depravity, on page omgnoplzD': in Gravitation fanfiction.

1.

"The dominator was on bottom, that Eph."

"Eph eph eph eph?"

"Eph Eph Eph Eph, his name is my name, too."

2.

"This Eph is pink like my hair, and lightly ribbed for added pleasure."

"The Eph boots and tail make red-heads orgasm as their motorcycles vibrate beneath their balls."

Eph by Squalmatter September 1, 2008

eph 

To sexually stroke a man's penis and then SUCK IT HARD WITH YOUR BIG ASS MONKEY!

I eph my mom.

eph by Ephin October 26, 2003