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enwhitened 

Knowing a lot about caucasian people and/or their culture
- Yo 'sup Marcus, where you been at all day nigga?
- Check it Jamal, Steve's been teaching me all about organic gardening! I feel so enwhitened!
enwhitened by Papa Del September 23, 2010
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enwhitened 

having your own racist version of knowledge and insight
"Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds"
A classic example of enwhitened thought
enwhitened by PKFC July 1, 2010

Enwhitened 

1. factually well-informed of white society, tolerant of alternative white opinions, and guided by culturally white thought.

2. privy to or claiming a sense of spiritual or religious revelation of truth.

3. one who has reached full enwhitenment - the state of total white bliss - only achieved at country clubs and gated communities with white servants.

Also see "whiteousness"
The enwhitened man stepped from his Prius, ignored the homeless beggar and stepped into his 1pm Yoga-for-dads class to align his prana flows prior to the stressful meeting where he'd have to lay off another 10 workers to satisfy upper-middle management.
Enwhitened by Matthew4300 June 21, 2011

Enwhitelement 

Entitlements or advantages granted to a societies white members. Also known as White Privilege
Donald Trump is the epitome of enwhitelement.
Enwhitelement by bigdubb October 7, 2016

Enwhitled 

Having a right to a white dominated community and society.
Hostility and contempt from white people for naturally changing demographics.
"The alternative right are so enwhitled."
Enwhitled by Aman Dahuginkiss June 21, 2017

Enwhitenment

The paste that Marc Normand (Norm McDonald's unwanted bastard son who LARPs as a comedian) uses to bleach his asshole and whiten his teeth.
My butthole is need of a good enwhitenment after last week's stomach flu.
Enwhitenment by TheRealOpster October 8, 2019

Enwhitenment

The furthering of one's own wokeness at the expense of actually knowing what the non-white communities around you like, need, want, or do.
Karen is at the peak of enwhitenment. She lives in a society-rejecting commune that does a lot of yoga and is catered to by minority locals.
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