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A hot, funny, athletic, all around perfect girl. Her hair flows perfectly every day, has all the guys gawking at her , wishing they could have her.
Damn man, she looks like an Envita
Envita by Blobsy March 29, 2015
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Evita is pure awesomeness. She is very different from anyone that you will ever meet, if you ever get the chance to get a hold of an Evita, never ever let her go, or you'll just see a lucky guy have her instead. She is funny, smart, and genuinely nice .. super nice. She will always help you and never turn you down. She'll always show you a good time because of her sense of humor, and will always care for her friends and will love them forever. If she's into you, you're a lucky bastard. You can easily fall in love with her, and it won't be a hard time.
Person 1: Hey who's that with the bright light following her?
Person 2: Oh that's Evita.
Person 1: Aha, now I understand.

Person 1: I think I've found my Evita.
Person 2: Marry her.

Omg you should totally meet this girl, you'll love her she's such an Evita .. :)
Evita by .Epic fail of epic win. December 7, 2011
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Enita:
The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.
man 1: dude i'm dating Enita

man 2: you lucky son of a bitch

man 1: damn straight
Enita by SenitaMoo January 9, 2010
Im so evita with moto moto
Evita by Poopyboy12345 May 2, 2019

Evitable 

Able to be avoided, evaded, or escaped; Uncertain; Unnecessary; Not necessarily sure to occur, happen, or come; Alterable.
The evitable result of life is death. Assuming you are immortal.
Evitable by Cody Schatzle October 17, 2007
A good looking male or female. Funny and likes laughing always. They could be mysterious sometimes but they're cool. Good sense of humour is their forte. Smart and attractive. They're bad boys or girls when they need to be. On other days, they're just simple and easy going.
Don't be boring. Be an Enitan
Enitan by Prince Marshall February 2, 2020
The type of girl who can make you smile and someone they can be there ereselves around. She is really pretty and plenty of boys like her but are afraid to tell her because they are afraid she will reget them
I wish I could date Elvita.
elvita by Kittyperfect 23 November 21, 2015
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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