Hey look
buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.
A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head
Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of
philosophy.
Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.
Engineer: I solve practical problems.
the shot zooms out to show a level
2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his
beer.
Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean
Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.
Engineer: The answer? Use a
gun. And if that don't work, use more
gun.
Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.
Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's
feetEngie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,
Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart
Engie: Built by me,
A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen
Engie: and you best
hope;
The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera
Engie: not pointed at you.
