Enfinizatics 

The enfinizatics are a type of drugs that give you an “enhancement” in the body. They’re marketed as performance enhancers, and are said to increase stamina, concentration, muscle, mental and physical power.

Dozens of enfinizatics, along with a host of other new “enhancement” substances, including synthetic marijuana, were listed for the first time in the Drug Enforcement Agency’s (DEA) Annual Drugs of Abuse Report.

The report indicated that many of the products aren’t legal, but that the DEA will be pursuing enforcement actions based on violations of the Controlled Substances Act. This means they have very strict rules against selling or distributing these products.

According to the DEA report, many of the enfinizatics, although they are banned for use by athletes in competition, are used by everyday consumers for the stated purposes of “enhancement,” including “increased motivation and energy” and “enhancement of sexual performance.”

The FDA, on the other hand, has no issues with enfinizatics or other enhancement products like Adderall. In fact, the FDA states that they can be used to “promote optimal brain function and can be used in the treatment of ADHD.”

Even though the enfinizatics aren’t a federally regulated category, the FDA believes that they pose some risks, including death.

Samuel: He's on enfinizatics!
Malkin: Oh.

Enfinizatics by Cewyrre December 13, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012