The enabling neighbor; A grown man that may be considered a ‘bad influence’ by his neighbor’s wife on her husband. A trigger man or catalyst for enabling your suppressed bad habits to flourish through all hours of the night. An eneighborer will lure you over to his house for ‘one drink’ with music and nice patio lights and before you know it, you’re piss drunk trying to find your way home even though it’s right next door. On a Tuesday.
Whoa, slept in til noon again. This headache. Why you gotta be such an eneighborer, Mike?! I love you man.
by Mike the neighbor March 18, 2021
