Like boyfriend or girlfriend, but for someone you're dating who's genderqueer, agender, or otherwise outside the gender binary. "Enby" is short for non-binary.
Two teachers, Adrian and Nick are enefriends. They play pranks on each other and talk about the other behind their back to their students, but then play poker together and go to each other's Election Day party.
A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.
"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"
"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
The gender neutral variation of "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" to be used in cases when the gender of the subject in question is either unknown, nonbinary, or purposefully omitted. Meant to be a more casualalternative to "partner".
"I forgot to tell you, but I have a new enfriend!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.