Emptic 

Eat my pussy till I cum

Emptic please

Emptic by Commit sedoku June 24, 2020

indescribable emptiness 

Kurapika Kurta is now drowning in a indescribable emptiness

friend: hey-
you: Kurapika is now drowning in a indescribable emptiness

indescribable emptiness by Hizashi Yamamda UwU November 20, 2020

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

empticiymabmpuuicoyd

Eat my p**** till I cum in your mouth, and beat my p**** up until I cum on your d***

Gf:I want you to empticiymabmpuuicoyd
Bf: And I oop-

empticiymabmpuuicoyd by Cheddar tea July 16, 2019

emoticonundrum 

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

pee-emptive strike 

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

pee-emptive strike by Obie M March 31, 2011

Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

Bollock Emptier by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017